Monday, April 19, 2004

I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!!!!!!

If I was to have some sort of 'accident' involving toxic waste and a dolphin in New York I could become 'Dolphin Man' and protect the world from 'High-Speed Garage Man' and mouth ulcers and avenge the death of Flipper - the king of the dolphins!
Watch this space....

Thursday, April 01, 2004

Isn't it weird how once the clocks go forward it suddenly feels all summery again!
Last week was shit!
Went to Church Stretton last Tuesday, it took 4 hours to get there because half the roads were closed and we had to drive along the top of a cliff, once we got there it was freezing cold, we walked 45 minutes to a water fall and found a pretty cool looking dead sheep along the way, it was lying in a stream and all the skin and guts had washed away, I took some photos of it too, I also slipped over in the mud which wasn't very funny because I spent the rest of the day looking like swamp-thing!
Found out the line-up to this years Reading on Monday, looks good apart from 50-cent and the Streets, I just hope that something good's on the Radio 1 stage while that's happening!
Checked out the new Weatherspoons in Solihull the other day too, it's not bad, although we were sat by the fire and noticed a sign saying "CAUTION: FIRE MAY BE HOT!".
I had my Iwo Jima presentation on Wednesday, I was halfway through when I could hear singing coming from down the corridor, all of a sudden a 'special person' burst in and started shouting out something about card, I think he wandered if we had any, anyway he left and I carried on with the presentation, about 5 minutes later he ran in again telling us he had card now and then proceeded to cut the card behind me while singing a song about it! After my presentation we were told about how websites can be art and that most websites are just absolute crap, we were then told to find the worst website that we could, I found this one which I thought was awful but Jo found this one which is just wrong!
Was meant to be going to see Kill Kenada live at Bar Academy next Tuesday but just found out it's been cancelled so I'm not a very happy bunny!