Back Door Intruder...

Don’t you just hate it when someone turns up uninvited?

For the past few weeks we keep having this cat come into our house, it’ll come in through the cat flap, eat all my cats’ dinner then meow round for some more.

On Friday night just before I went to bed I went into the lounge to find this cat asleep on the settee, I tried to pick him up and put him outside but he was huge. He was like a horse-cat!

I put him outside and locked the cat flap, it was pretty cold outside and when I finally got to bed I kept worrying about that cat, what if it had nowhere to go and was outside all night?

Yesterday he turned up again, I was hoping he’d find someone else’s settee to sleep on, and another cat’s dinner to eat, but there he was sat next to some empty cat dishes. At this point I was beyond caring so I put him at the bottom of the garden and dropped a few cat biscuits to keep him distracted while I ran back inside.

I thought that was the last we’d see of him, but once again just before I went to bed there he was on the settee again…purring! This time he looked twice the size he did before, and was twice as heavy. After locking him outside he then continued to stare through the cat flap at me hoping that I’d have a change of heart and let him back in…no chance!

…but he looked so cold.

…nope he’s staying out…I mean it!

Today I was in the kitchen taking a pizza out of the oven, I turned around and there he was again, I told him to go away but he went and sat on the chair by one of my cats, he looked about 3 times her size in comparison, my cat just looks at him and he runs out scared…how the hell does that work?

…Has anyone else noticed that Will Young seems to be getting gayer?